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Start Date9/1/0512/20/051/4/062/25/063/6/06
SubjectTotal BeatsFirst Semester 2005Winter Break 2005Second Semester 2006 (I)Spring Break 2006Second Semester 2006 (II)
DayPay 13057633430
Wolff-Mastah-Flexx 8138714319
Ervin Magic Johnson call me Evannnn105211371NANA
*Note: Mr. Rosen's
2nd semester beats
were all recorded in
column E, due to his unchanging
location/
circumstances
throughout
the entire term.
 
Average Rating:  5 Stars (2 ratings)
 
Name:  Beat Sheet by  BigBeige BigBeige 
Description:  The Beat Sheet, you know
Tags:  Masturbation Beat-off Beating-off Jerk-off Jerking-off Beat Meat Wanking Rubbing One Out nut  

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i think i probably just passed my 100th beat not too long ago...wooh
910 days ago 


Ervin Magic Johnson call me Evannnnnnnnnn
yo dude you have like 5 more days to crank out those last two- congrats on the big 100...see you in 2 weeks
959 days ago 


one week to beat
get your nut's worth- only a week to go (by the way, imagine an outsider looking at the spreadsheet/these comments and what they would think)...oh well
961 days ago 


I concur
962 days ago 


we're goign back to the original 3- dan can join if there's such a sheet next year- but his isn't worth anything because his reports are too infrequent and they're impossible to compare to anything
962 days ago 


i'm the only one who posts stuff- someone say something so i don't feel as dumb
983 days ago 


100
baseball has the babe, basketball has jordan, soccer has pele (con accento), and beating has day pay...Congratulations to the legend himself, David Ryan Pedersen for accomplishing this, the 100th nut to be elicited from his D since the 1st day in september, 2005...this aforementioned beat took place on the 4th of March, 2006 (185 days)...for those scoring at home that is, on average, .540 (repeating decimal) beats per day
1003 days ago 


outa there
I vote dan should be gone- no beats in 3 weeks?- i doubt his accuracy...i seek the consent of others
1006 days ago 


RULE CLARIFICATION
It has been hereby declared/determined by the Board of Beaters (aka Nutters), that it is not only common courtesy to all, but also by rule that a 10 minute radius has been verified and put into place: the Aformentioned "10 minute radius" means quite simply that thou shall markith down thy nut 10 minutes pre or post-beat session. Hear Ye. Hear Ye
1024 days ago 


it was rough
yo this one time, i swear i was beatin that ish so hard and then splat, that bad boy shot out like a bat outa hell and wuhbamm, wuddya know i took one in the eye- i'm a trooper though...sucked it up, and went right back to beatin'
1026 days ago 


What now Wolff-nut?
1027 days ago 


The Beat Log: Cultural Documentation for Posterity
Feel free to tell any notable beat tales below. -the Beat Team
1027 days ago 


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